Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy

Thank you, officer. We love the police

home is where the heart is

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and ... everybody's hot.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

King me, baby ... it's oh-so fashionable

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend

I don't really think, I just walk

Who are you wearing?

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there

I would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a joke.

I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.”