If you don't know your family's history, then you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree.

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'

Home: The place you can go where they have to take you in

Home is not where you live but where they understand you.

home is where the heart is

Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

The perfect marriage begins when each person believes they got better than they deserve.

Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.