They call me shampoo, but not because of my bubbly personality, it's because of the way I wash assholes out of my hair, and effortlessly hang them out dry.

I remember the important things..what did you say your name was again?

I'm a flame-thrower in a world of little paper matches, fuck with me and I'll burn your worthless ass.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Just cause I'll talk to you doesn't mean I'll have sex with you, loser.

I look like a butterfly, sting like a bee, if you wanna keep your dick, DONT F*** WITH ME!

Dont think cause I understand, I care. Dont think cause we are talking, we are friends.

I dont have an attitude problem it's supposed to be this way.

I never knew how many stupid people were out there....until now.

It's a big mistake to assume I am a bitch because I am a woman, it's a bigger mistake to assume I'm sweet for the same reason.

I wasn't born a bitch, it's just something I strive to perfect everyday of my life.

Dont confuse being complex with being fucked up.

Dont talk to me, I dont speak dumbass.

Do I look like a hooker? Because you sure dont look like someone I would fuck for free.

I'd tell you I cared, but I am not in the mood to lie to you.

Sorry if I looked interested, I'm not.

Oh, sorry, I'm busy. Can I ignore you later?

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

So what if you consider me a bitch, I consider you a non-existent.

I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch